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1. A girl who was just learning to drive went down a one-way street in the wrong direction, but didn't break the law. How come? Answers at bottom.


Community Service Announcement #1 



Roni Josef International Salon & Spa to Raise Money and Supplies During the Month of May to Support The Public Education Foundation
The month long fundraising event will be celebrated with The 2nd Annual “Cut-A-Thon” on May 23rd


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Community Service Announcement #2




THE LIBERACE FOUNDATION & MUSEUM BLOWS OUT THE BIRTHDAY CANDLES WITH A WEEK OF FESTIVITIES MAY 9–16

Museum is Offering Discounted Admission and Extended Hours During The Celebrated Entertainer’s Birthday Week


The Liberace Foundation & Museum is commemorating the birthday of Mr. Showmanship, celebrated entertainer and pianist Liberace, with a variety of concerts, autograph signings and a birthday cake Sunday, May 9–Sunday, May 16.

Guests may take advantage of the discounted admission price of $3.50, the admission charged when the museum first opened its doors in 1979, as well as extended museum hours of 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. Sunday, May 9 through Sunday, May 16. Liberace’s wax figure, on temporary loan courtesy of Madame Tussauds Las Vegas, will be on display for photograph opportunities. Guests will receive a 20 percent discount at museum the gift store. The week begins with Mother’s Day on May 9, and concludes May 16, Liberace’s actual birthday, with a cake cutting celebration and ceremonious “Happy Birthday” performance. Liberace, born May 16, 1919, would have been 91 years of age.

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2. What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?



This Week's Featured Columns:

 

Mina’s Restaurant and Lounge
Fine Dining with a Filipino Flair

Lucille Thaler & Tony Zanoff ¦ Valley News Team

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3. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?


Nevada Government 

Gov. Gibbons - Picture Governor Jim Gibbons
Weekly Update
This Week’s Update Contains:
>> Gibbons Administration Implementing SAGE Commission Recommendations
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Harry Reid - Picture U.S. Senator Harry Reid
Weekly Update
This Week’s Update Contains:
>> Reid Connects With Nevada Moms In Advance Of Mothers’ Day
>> Reid Statement On National Day Of Prayer
>> Reid Celebrates Cinco De Mayo
>> Reid Introduces Bill To Stop Development Of Sloan Hills Gravel Pit
>> Reid Statement On Clark County Commission’s Gold Butte Resolution
>> Reid Meets With Representatives From The Quality Construction Alliance
>> Reid Statement On Occupational Safety And Health Week
>> Reid Statement On Teacher Appreciation Week
[read more]

John Ensign - Picture U.S. Senator John Ensign
Weekly Update
This Week’s Update Contains:
>> Taxpayers On The Hook For Another Freddie Mac Bailout
>> Internet Regulation Will Stifle Growth In Broadband
[read more]

Shelley Berkley - Picture U.S. Congresswoman Shelley Berkley
Weekly Update
This Week’s Update Contains:
>> New Berkley.House.Gov Website Now On-Line
[read more]


Dina Titus - Picture U.S. Congresswoman Dina Titus
Weekly Update
This Week’s Update Contains:
>> Titus Recognizes National Teacher Week
>> Titus Applauds Plan for New OSHA Office in Southern Nevada
[read more]

City of Henderson, NV - Picture City of Henderson, NV
Weekly Update
This Week’s Update Contains:
>> Henderson Launches New Online Calendar
[read more]


City of North Las Vegas, NV - Picture City of North Las Vegas, NV
Weekly Update
This Week’s Update Contains:
>> First North Las Vegas Resident Buys Home Under Federal Neighborhood Stabilization Program
>> Go Local, Go North
>> Ward 4 Councilman Richard J. Cherchio To Hold Town Hall Meeting
>> City Seeks Young Leaders
[read more]

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Monthly Astrology / Horoscope

Michelle Avanti - Picture Michele Avanti, CAP EFT-3
May ’10 Astrology / Horoscope
Taurus, you’re the strong, persistent accumulators of the zodiac. When you decide to do something you move in a steady, consistent pace towards it and seldom can be swayed away from your goal. You’re tough, stable and extremely stubborn. You love... [read more]

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4. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?


Entertainment

Victoria Alexander - Picture Victoria Alexander ¦ Viewpoint on Vegas
May 7, 2010
This Week: Dinair Airbrushing Makeup, Stephen Hawking on Aliens, Joni Mitchell Insults Bob Dylan and Madonna, The Dancing Boys of Afghanistan, Chelsea Handler’s Audition Sex Tape, Radio Waves from M82 Galaxy, Noah’s Ark Found, and more... [read more]

Nikki Artale - Picture Nikki Artale ¦ Vegas Stars Interviews
Perry Danos—New Greek in Town
Everyone is calling Perry Danos the New Voice in Town but I am calling him the New Greek in Town. Being a Greek myself, I am partial to anyone who I meet that is Greek. It is something in our heritage that brings an instant bond and admiration when we meet each... [read more]

Jackie Brett - Picture Jackie Brett ¦ Vegas View
May 7, 2010
>> Aston Hotels & Resorts Buys Montelago Village Resort
>> ‘DAO—THE ASIAN CELEBRATION’ Will Open At The Riviera
>> M Resort’s Daydream Pool Club Is Open
AND MUCH MORE... [read more]

Chick Hughes - Picture Chick Hughes ¦ Chick’s Chicks
This Week, Chick Goes To The International Bikini Team Aloha State Finals!

See what beauties Chick has in store for you this week... [read more]


Kid Cary - Picture Kid Cary ¦ The Boss Asked Me...
Is Jerry Seinfeld Still Funny?
Last Saturday night the Boss couldn’t get me a ticket for the big fight at the MGM, instead I was told, “Go to Caesars, and see if Jerry Seinfeld is still funny.” Unlike fighters, we expect entertainers to play well past their prime. To make matters worse... [read more]

Little Anthony - Picture Little Anthony ¦ Little Anthony's This and That
Oh Canada—Mixing The Good News With The Bad
When I say “Oh Canada” I mean it two ways: (1) the taxes there are huge (2) it is one of the most beautiful countries I have even been to. The Imperials and I were doing a number of concerts and we crossed Canada man. We started at Niagara Falls and wound up... [read more]

Chuck Rounds - Picture Chuck Rounds ¦ Las Vegas Entertainment News
May 2010
Every year, May brings out the best in Las Vegas entertainment. There have not been a lot of shows opening lately, but there are some on the horizon. The convention calendar is encouraging to the city because it seems to be fairly full. The summer season is upon us... [read more]

Valley News Team - Picture Lucille Thaler & Tony Zanoff ¦ Valley News Team
Mina’s Restaurant and Lounge—Fine Dining with a Filipino Flair
Tucked into the bucolic setting of The Lakes neighborhood on West Sahara between Durango Drive and Fort Apache, there is a lovely Filipino restaurant that has a special feeling of Pacific ambiance... [read more]

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5. You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?


Community

June Beland - Picture June Beland ¦ Women’s Chamber of Commerce
Women’s Chamber of Commerce of Nevada May Events

Please read for a list of events in the month of May... [read more]



Mitzi Reed - Picture Mitzi Reed ¦ Holisitc Chamber of Commerce
Grand Re-Opening of the Official Web Site for the
Nevada Holistic Chamber of Commerce

As you may have heard our old site has been hijacked and we have had to rebuild it with a new domain name over the last two weeks. The new site is mostly complete and is ready for you to update your profiles... [read more]

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6. How far can a dog run into the woods?


Home & Family

Susie Isaacs - Picture Susie Isaacs ¦ Ms. Poker
The Nerd Herd
Saturday, April 24 was the day for the Wildhorse Spring 2010 main event. The day started out on a hilarious note. I had heard something about a prop bet and the loser had to dress like a girl for the main event. Turns out it was a bet among the members of the “Nerd Herd.”... [read more]

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7. One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?


VCO Artist of the Month—May 2010

 

             PENN & TELLER

Artist of the Month           Penn & Teller



Penn & Teller (Penn Jillette and Teller) are Las Vegas headliners whose act is an amalgam of illusion and comedy. Penn Jillette is a raconteur; Teller generally uses mime while performing, although his voice can occasionally be heard throughout their performance. They specialize in gory tricks, exposing frauds, and performing clever pranks, and have become associated with Las Vegas, atheism, scientific skepticism, and libertarianism.

Penn & Teller had national tours throughout the 1990s, gaining critical praise. They have also made television guest appearances on Babylon 5 (as the comedy team Rebo and Zooty), The Drew Carey Show, a few episodes of Hollywood Squares from 1998 until 2004, ABC’s Muppets Tonight, FOX’s The Bernie Mac Show, an episode of the game show Fear Factor on NBC, NBC’s The West Wing, guest stars during an 2 part episode of the final season of ABC’s Home Improvement in 1998, 4 episodes during season 1 of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch in 1996, NBC’s Las Vegas, and FOX’s The Simpsons episode Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder. They also appeared as Three-card Monte scam artists in the music video for “It’s Tricky” by Run-DMC in 1987, and are thrown out of a Las Vegas hotel room in the music video for “Waking Up in Vegas” by Katy Perry in 2009.

Their Showtime Network television show Bullshit! takes a skeptical look at psychics, religion, the pseudoscientific, conspiracy theories, and the paranormal. It has also featured critical segments on gun control, astrology, Feng Shui, environmental issues, PETA, weight loss, the Americans with Disabilities Act, and the war on drugs... [read more]

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Answers: 1. She was walking. 2. The letter ‘M.’ 3. You don’t bury a man that is still living. 4. He's already dead (a widow is the wife of a deceased man). 5. Of course, you light the match first. 6. Halfway, then the dog is running out. 7. The score before any hockey game should be 0:0.